What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:55

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do some children hate their parents?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
What is your worst experience in life?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are some best sources of great porn?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love